Vs. Chose Your Poison

Hello little Ghoulies! It is time for another VS. battle! This time we go into the magical and paranormal realm in order to see who we would feel more protected with in a battle. Don't forget to keep up with us on all social media for all the latest screams! 

Transcript

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And welcome to another part of the screen today.

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We'll be doing another party. Just date to figure out what we're talking about in the day. Hello.

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Hello.

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Forgive my vocals. They are very deep today. It's okay. I think we're fine. We're sandy.

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I am hot.

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I am also too hot because you know.

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It's okay, it's okay. My my under my underbe was sweating, but it's okay. It's okay. Um, so today. Today we're gonna talk about verses.

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Burst, yeah.

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Versus.

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It's a whole different burst.

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It is, it is. Since the last one was pretty fun.

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Last one's pretty fun. Last one was more it was like slashers. Slashers and kills.

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This one's just this one, I guess, is more like um magical, I could say. Like in the magical spiritual paranormal, something like that.

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I don't know what we call it though, but I mean we're here.

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We are here Oh no. I'm gonna be very honest, I'm a little unhoosed. I don't fucking know.

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I'm very hot. My vocals are just so deep.

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You are quite deep.

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I'm quite deep today.

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You are. Um, okay, so the. So the first one that we're gonna talk about is um is it is it the this one?

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It's Lorraine Warren.

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Okay, Miss Lorraine.

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Versus um, what's her name? From um Insidious.

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Um Deb. I think it's Debbie. Is it Debbie? I think it is Debra.

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At least, at least at least So we're gonna talk about them two first. Um pick these two is because they both have premonitions and all the jazz. So which one do you think would um I think the one who would save me most. Yes, who would I feel like would be Lorraine.

SPEAKER_00 3:40

Lorraine, okay. And why do you think I think because I think so too, because I feel like Lorraine can see what's going to happen.

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I feel like so I feel like Lorraine's more so Elise is more so she's she's stuck in the room, she gets stuck in there with the stuff. She is and she don't know how to come out. You know what I mean? Like she do be getting stuck. She gets stuck too much. She uh she just stuck. And she only's like helping Joshua a lot.

SPEAKER_00 4:10

Well, Lorraine, no, Elise is helping Josh. Is that what she's saying? Yeah, Elise is helping Josh, but Elise do be getting stuck.

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She does, and she like but that's what I'm saying.

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I feel like she can only help with that realm versus Lorraine be helping with everything. But that's what I'm saying.

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I feel like she can only like go into that realm and help whoever's stuck in that realm. And she doesn't really have like the psychic ability to really like handle anything more.

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That's what correct, correct. I do, I do agree. I do agree with that.

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And Lorraine, her premonitions can see what's to come, what happened, type of thing. She she has this intuitive spirit to where she just feels it and she knows. And she always she always can get she always can get it before it comes or whatever. Or she'll she'll know what's happened, and she's like, no, no, no, we can't do this. Or we have to do this because this is what's gonna happen, or something or the other. And I feel like I feel like she also isn't she's scared, but she's not scared. And I feel like she would fight.

SPEAKER_00 5:34

She who Lorraine?

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Yeah.

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I feel like that too. I feel like Lorraine would like fist fight.

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I feel like Lorraine would fight. If she had to fight, she would fight. Like she would real fight.

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Yes, she would she would have been.

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A bamboo.

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A bamboo. So I do agree with that. I do. I feel like she would prepare us better for that.

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That's it. I think she would prepare us better to get ready for these entities. Because I feel like Madame Mayer is here to stuck.

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Right.

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So how am I gonna get it?

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I feel like she because she tries to get the she tries to I think she tries to work more with those spirits in the further.

SPEAKER_02 6:12

Well, she's only in I feel isn't she only in his head though?

SPEAKER_00 6:16

No, but what do you mean? So like she can go into the further because she's right, but in the further in his head? Or like it's just the in between the land, the world, the because if she's if she's down in the between the lands and stuff, how am I as somebody who's like I'm affected because clearly my husband's affected, but like, how am I like how how's me gonna know?

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Correct.

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Like, if you were to go through the further, I'm like because they everybody is just asleep when it happens, right?

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So, like she sleep and she sleep. Can't nobody warn me if something's gonna come.

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Versus Lorraine can be in the kitchen.

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Lorraine can be in the kitchen, you can see her, correct? And she'll be like, ooh, and you're like, what's wrong?

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She's doing her little little neck thing. She's like, she do. She do, she do, she goes, she do, she be turning. She'll be like, for us. I'm talking to turn out the turning.

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Oh Lorraine, you have porn. Look, if I just sit here going to blank space, you just see me go.

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Correct. And guess what I'm gonna do? Guess what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna say goodbye. I'm gonna say goodbye.

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She was like, she'll be washing a dish, and then she'll be.

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That's what it was in one scene. She was a dish. She was washing the dish and then she saw like the blood or whatever in the sink, and then that's how she or that one scene that her and her daughter both saw the nun at the end of the hallway.

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Bitch, bitch, let me see the bitch at the end of my hallway. So quick. We were both just looking at you, like, wait, you gonna move or what?

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I was like, you know what? At this point, I'm done.

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Or I'll just like I I can see you, bitch.

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At this point, I'm done, and I'm going to uh like fight you. I think if it was the wrong day, like if I was in the middle of an episode, I would fight her. Like I would literally fight her.

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I'd be like, come on.

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I would be like, I'm annoyed.

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I see you.

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And guess what? You're the last straw, bitch.

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How? The other thing is like, how? How do you like you see the picture? Right. You just see the hands. At that point where you see the hands, why'd you move it?

SPEAKER_00 8:33

Because she did not. One thing Lorraine did was stay. And I'm gonna need her to I'm gonna need her to move a little quicker. You just didn't want to be I can hear her. Wait, didn't we hear me? Oh shit. A dude came into our lives.

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I'm so sorry. Oh man.

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That you know, that's fine.

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That's fine.

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You know, we are talking about the further.

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We are so you know something came through.

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Something came through. But that's fine. So I but I do agree, you know, she did not leave. She, you know, she did not.

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She didn't. She just stayed and looked.

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I would not.

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And how she didn't get possessed or anything, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 9:34

I think like she got mini possessed all the time. That's why she did her, but I feel like I would be so exhausted.

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If I was Lorraine, I would be more exhausted as Lorraine than I would Elise.

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Correct.

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Just because Lorraine has to do, I feel like she does deals with so much more.

SPEAKER_00 9:50

Mm-hmm. I do too. Because the thing is, unless the thing, like Elise has to, like we said, kind of go in there. I know, especially in the one that's coming out, we've seen like the previews or whatever, that they're more in the real world, so I think she's gonna have to tussle a little more. Um, but majority, you know, she just goes into the land versus Lorraine. Lorraine gotta do at every like time of the day.

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Every time of the day.

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They can just come in whenever.

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And then the fact that she could be just driving and then say they pass like a cemetery or something, she'll do her little correct, correct her next turn, her neck.

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Her little neck turn.

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Like, I'll be so exhausted as her. I'm I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_00 10:37

So I think I think ultimately I would go with Lorraine for this verse. As far as the herrain being able to prepare us for battle, right?

SPEAKER_02 10:46

I just feel it's so much more preparation from her. Yes, she's very intuitive and I'll be able to know.

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Correct.

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Whereas I can't, but at least she's sleep.

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Correct.

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So, like, where are they are they are they coming to our surface? How am I gonna know?

SPEAKER_00 11:04

Mm-hmm.

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You know what I mean? So I feel safe and protected with the rain.

SPEAKER_00 11:08

Correct. Hashtag Lorraine.

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Hashtag Lorraine.

SPEAKER_00 11:11

So Lorraine won this. Okay. So who do you want to do for the next one?

SPEAKER_02 11:16

Our next one will be the power of three. So we will be versus the charmed ones versus the sandwiches.

SPEAKER_00 11:29

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah. Um, that one's a little tough.

SPEAKER_02 11:33

It is very tough.

SPEAKER_00 11:34

But it's tough because technically, I feel like we, I don't know, because one of them got it from the himself. That's what the movies. And then one of them is the power, because you know, the power of three, I don't think really ever true. Did it ever get like explained, like the source?

SPEAKER_02 11:52

Because that I think their parents of some sort might have had it. Or the grandma, what I thought it was their grandma or something. Wasn't she a witch? Well, yeah, so everybody was witch, but like the power of three, is it just because it's like I think it's because it was in the book and it said like the power uh the power is stronger with three.

SPEAKER_03 12:16

Okay. And it just so happened like they were sisters.

SPEAKER_02 12:19

Okay. And like as sisters, I think they made it more so. Like it's just like Sanderson sisters, like Winnie wouldn't be as powerful without Sarah as well.

SPEAKER_00 12:28

Without her sisters, yes.

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And I feel like without either of the sisters, like Piper Prue, Paige, and Phoebe, they wouldn't be as powerful without the other one.

SPEAKER_00 12:40

But that's gonna be tough though.

SPEAKER_02 12:43

Okay, so and then like for for like for I feel like the Sanders sisters did pave the way.

SPEAKER_00 12:49

They did, they did.

SPEAKER_02 12:51

For that, but as far as like they did. Well, because the Sanders sisters, we knew that they got their so is it gonna be And it's very much this is hard too because it's very much a whimsical witch versus like a true like witchcraft.

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Right, that's that's the only thing that I would say is the differentiating factor is their their methods because you gotta think the Sanderson sisters, yes, they had magic, but they did not have magic that powerful without doing their potions, without you know, needing to suck the lives out of children.

SPEAKER_02 13:30

And I feel like that kind of stuff, and I feel like that's more so of what they they were going towards because like neither neither the movie or the first movie or the second movie really explained or really went into depth of when they do become young or when they do like live forever, because that's what the second one's basically about, like they wanted to now like live forever. It's like so if y'all were to accomplish this goal, would we see more? Rather than you trying to suck the lives out of young children and be immortal, like would you have done more?

SPEAKER_00 14:19

Versus I feel like the Pipers or the Pow the Hollow Isles. They grew into their power a lot faster versus the Sanderson Sisters, they were around for a long time, but like what were they doing?

SPEAKER_02 14:35

Right, that's why I'm gonna what were you doing in between because like you were young, right? So at the time of point where you all found out that you did were powerful and you had these magical powers, were you at that time doing actual witchcraft? Right. Because you didn't there was no need for you to be young because you were young. Correct. So what were you doing at between times? Um like the I know they're they're I know they're supposed to come out with like a three.

SPEAKER_00 15:07

They are, they have officially started reaction with it, so I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_02 15:12

Right, and I but I want your story not to be developed on the noob girl.

SPEAKER_00 15:17

I feel like it probably is though.

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I want to know more so about the story.

SPEAKER_00 15:22

They need to appreciate them they I would love to do that because the like when they got the book, because the thing is, okay, did you have the powers because like did you teach yourself through the book and then that's when versus the how like they already had their powers? They already had it, right? They just had to be quote unquote activated. Is that the same thing? Because we don't know, right? We don't know with hocus pocus.

SPEAKER_02 15:43

Correct. We knew the new girl, she she's like the charm ones, right? Where she just came to the city.

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She just had that, she was naturally correct, but they are already accusing them of being like which is back in that time frame anyway, in Salem.

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So it's like, did you do something prior to like I just I just need more of that backstory just so I know. I would literally uh at that twine correct.

SPEAKER_00 16:11

I would love to know more of the backstory, I would.

SPEAKER_02 16:14

But I would feel I would feel more protected just because um I love the Sanderson sisters. We love Hocus Pocus. We love some hocus pocus front and back, correct.

SPEAKER_00 16:22

However, I feel more protected with the absolutely they've I feel like they've had improved themselves so much more, and they like they've got they've had they've but the battle itself, we know hocus pocus, you know, they were just trying to get a mortality. So as far as quote unquote battling, you know, even in the new one, they you know, they were going after after children, right? Versus, you know, charm were going after layers of hell, right?

SPEAKER_02 16:51

And that still don't so again, love love hocus pocus. But being that they were in Salem, being that they did show that back in the time frame, that's not what we know of Salem witches, though. You know what I mean? Like they weren't doing what the since the sister's doing. They would they were using a book like any traditional witch now. Yeah, has their books, has their um um what do you call it? Oils, charms, yeah. And that's kind of like what I feel the old Salem witches were back in the day, where they used like the earth, the herbs, uh all that stuff.

SPEAKER_00 17:32

There was just not a lot of inside versus I mean that's what charmed was. They literally were doing spells without I think they were doing and they were building spells too.

SPEAKER_02 17:42

Like they were like I said, they used the um oils and because of um when what's when Paige?

SPEAKER_00 17:51

Wasn't that the new new one? Yeah, that's Rosemary, or what's her name? Rose Miguel. Her actual name.

SPEAKER_02 17:58

Rose, it's Rose Rosalind.

SPEAKER_00 18:00

Um she was, if I'm not mistaken, she did she did a lot of the herbies and stuff when she came in.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

But her her specific power only white light.

SPEAKER_00 18:10

So she was half white light or yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:11

Right, so she couldn't really fully do what the other ones did. And Phoebe didn't really have powers either.

SPEAKER_00 18:19

She definitely grew into I think hers was like the one that you really have to grow into to make it like because she had premonitions and stuff like that. Yeah, and it grew like as the seasons went on. Um I think hers was like I would be, I know she was a little pissed in the beginning. I would be too. I was like, bitch, I want to throw some little things.

SPEAKER_02 18:42

I'll be so mad at Pru's. Like, I would be like, Prue can do all kinds of stuff, just she could she'll just look at you and then she move you. Like, I want that. Piper would Right, Piper gets some cool shit, and I'm over here just seeing the future.

SPEAKER_00 18:55

Like you know, now granted, obviously we do have to have that, you know, to to make sure. Um, but I would be very upset at first.

SPEAKER_02 19:06

I would I would I think I'd be upset if I was page too. Cause I'm like, I'm just a white lighter. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:12

Cause I think I think her one of her powers though, I know she could heal. And then I know they could orb. I would love to orb though.

SPEAKER_02 19:19

I would love to orb too.

SPEAKER_00 19:20

Because I hate being in traffic.

SPEAKER_02 19:21

I would love to orb too. I would orb so quick. I would you know how fast I would orb down there.

SPEAKER_00 19:27

Bitch, I would move to I would orb to Earl's and give me a little sandwich, orb to Gideon's, give me a little coffee. And then orb real right here. But the thing is I would get fired because I would just be pissed at work. And I would just be like, goodbye. I would be like, you know what?

SPEAKER_02 19:46

I wouldn't even have I wouldn't it wouldn't matter to me. Don't pay attention to where nobody goes at my job.

SPEAKER_00 19:50

But oh they would. They would try to email me. I would get a team so quick and be like, can you? And then I would be gone. I'd just be like, they would be like, oh wow.

SPEAKER_02 19:59

I'll just go to the bathroom and then orb.

SPEAKER_00 20:01

Oh would mid shit.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

I would dismage it wind up on a toilet in Disney.

SPEAKER_00 20:08

The Grand Floridian toilet is actually quite wonderful. Quite nice. However, that is a slave plantation. What do we got on us? Um this it really is. This gives me um Southern.

SPEAKER_02 20:23

It's very southern.

SPEAKER_00 20:25

Stones was like, am I supposed to be here? I said, actually, I think we should go. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:31

That's why I don't think we stayed there ever and we're not gonna. I don't know if I would be uh I think you would like um Port Orleans, though. That's fine. It's like the Princess Hannah thing, like it's very New Orleans basically.

SPEAKER_00 20:44

Good, good. I want to go back to um the Polynesian the smell of the Polynesian Polynesian is fantastic. I was so pissed because we could have resort hopped so much more, but other circumstances were happening. Correct. Other circumstances were happening.

SPEAKER_02 21:07

Which made no sense to me, but but you know, it's okay.

SPEAKER_00 21:10

It's okay. It's okay. Um good, but that like I was so pissed. But oh, you know what I was really pissed at? The animal one, because there were no animals and that took us That's because no, no, listen, you told me I thought there was gonna be the giraffe and I was ready for the giraffe.

SPEAKER_02 21:30

So if you stay in the DVC part of that um resort, there's more animals over that way. But the one that's not BBC, there's like a zebra or two. There was nothing, and some antelope.

SPEAKER_00 21:45

There we asked the people, we even asked the people, and they tried we were about to get like locked in the pool or some shit. We were just trying to go everywhere. I just wanted to see an animal, and you know, there was none. There was none, so I was very upset. Set, but it's okay.

SPEAKER_02 22:01

I because when we stayed there, I was so because we looked at videos and stuff, and I was like, Oh, that'd be cute to have a giraffe as a window. I need a friend. Like this right there, but it's only at the VC where you get like close and personal.

SPEAKER_00 22:14

Which makes sense because you spend more money. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

SPEAKER_01 22:22

Um it's okay.

SPEAKER_00 22:38

I need to.

SPEAKER_02 22:39

Um I felt like this one would have to go to the turn to Okay.

SPEAKER_00 22:50

I hate him. I know. You guys love life is not for the fucking week.

SPEAKER_02 22:59

It's not for the police.

SPEAKER_00 23:00

It's not. And it's just so I'm just gonna be so conf Okay. So as far as battle. Or or where yeah, battle. We'll we'll just talk about that. Well, or what are you trying so okay, so I think it just I don't think they're battling each other.

SPEAKER_02 23:14

I think it's a sort of like who do I feel safe with or who I'm saying or protected with.

SPEAKER_00 23:19

Yeah, this is ver this verse is all about like who we would want to be with in a battle.

SPEAKER_02 23:24

Correct.

SPEAKER_00 23:24

Not battling each other.

SPEAKER_02 23:26

Correct.

SPEAKER_00 23:26

So, um, I mean, I think that they did uh, you know, the only thing I would say about charmed, you know, they are they they have a lot of emotional tips, they had a lot of different things.

SPEAKER_02 23:37

That's what I was just about to say. I feel like with the charmed ones, I feel like that got in the way more so. And that would be like, y'all need to get y'all shit together because there's a monster coming to get us.

SPEAKER_00 23:48

Because you gotta think, and they all like a lot of the times that they were, I guess, not prepared is because they were tiffing, they were uh upset at each other.

SPEAKER_02 24:00

All the time. Because I mean they are sisters, or like they were having emotional, like, um they were very partnerships.

SPEAKER_00 24:07

And their emotions like their emotions fully fueled their power, which can be good, but also if they're out of whack, there were times that like they had to figure out how to, you know, when Piper was just blowing shit up, like she didn't even know what was going on.

SPEAKER_02 24:23

Like she and she and Leo got him a nerve.

SPEAKER_00 24:26

I personally think Leo was a terrible husband and a terrible father. Um I'm just I'm just saying. Yeah. They were absent. He he was a handyman, and you know, he just he just gorped.

SPEAKER_02 24:40

I thought he did.

SPEAKER_00 24:41

He did.

SPEAKER_02 24:41

I mean he opened the school for a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 24:43

They did have that school. How was it open forever?

SPEAKER_02 24:47

Again, I was watching the book before, so I think it was open forever forever.

SPEAKER_00 24:54

I think I would remember. Pager.

SPEAKER_02 24:56

Paige. I don't know if Paige took over or she was.

SPEAKER_00 25:00

Paige was in that in that school. She was, she was in that bitch teaching. She was. So like that would, I would. I would be like, girl. Like, I need you to calm your emotions down. I cannot be part of that. Do you understand how much I would blow up the world if right now I would be part of I would just go manic one day.

SPEAKER_02 25:22

And just like Phoebe did in that one episode. We shouldn't go manic, but she turned evil.

SPEAKER_00 25:29

Mm-hmm. No, I'm not gonna lie. Right now, in my current state, I would turn evil. That's the big magic. I cannot. If somebody came to me and said, you know what, I would be like, you know what? You know what? You know what? Let's go. Let me all over take.

SPEAKER_02 25:51

I can have a bottle of snake poison right here. I'm mixing up some dirt and putting it in your food.

SPEAKER_00 25:59

Let somebody tell let somebody come over here and tell me I can turn off my humanity, bitch. In 2.2 seconds. I have the conversations I would have with people right now if I turned off my humanity. It's me.

SPEAKER_02 26:20

It's me.

SPEAKER_00 26:21

Let's have a let's have a convo.

SPEAKER_02 26:25

Conversation.

SPEAKER_00 26:26

So like I so okay, like I would definitely feel safe with them, but I feel like the hocus pocus had a more unity assist us.

SPEAKER_02 26:36

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 26:37

And we could pro so that's that's the thing. And then, you know, they they also just let a lot of people in.

SPEAKER_02 26:45

They did. They did. And then they betrayed the trust. Like that that would be like, mmm.

SPEAKER_00 26:51

I feel like the Sanderson Sisters is very much like LTC, like we don't really let anybody. They're just to themselves. And they're just to themselves. But then it's also like, you know, because they kind of went through those trials and tribulations, they became obvious. And then you have grams, and you have, you know, you have more of an ancestral. We don't know what ancestors.

SPEAKER_02 27:11

We don't know nothing about that. Like, where'd your powers come from?

SPEAKER_00 27:17

We know, like, they got the book in the in the second one, and they got like that witch. So did like they don't have other than them three. Because what happened to your parents?

SPEAKER_02 27:26

Because y'all living by yourselves.

SPEAKER_00 27:27

Correct. I had concerns. First off.

SPEAKER_02 27:29

Y'all living fully by yourselves.

SPEAKER_00 27:31

And when this child was about to get like married off.

SPEAKER_02 27:35

Like, and she was only 16.

SPEAKER_00 27:37

Correct. So I have questions about where I mean, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 27:43

And then I also want to know the storyline too of Billy and Sabra.

SPEAKER_00 27:49

Listen, Billy.

SPEAKER_02 27:51

Because they clearly dated.

SPEAKER_00 27:53

They did, they did. They went out, um, and then Winifred said, actually, I would like him. And then um Sarah, you know, or Winnie got jealous.

SPEAKER_02 28:04

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 28:04

And and they did. I feel like Winnie's a freak.

SPEAKER_02 28:07

Well, see, but my thing is, is like Winnie was sitting here saying, you know, my love or whatever too about Billy and all that stuff.

SPEAKER_00 28:16

No, I think they went out and then Sarah like kissed him with something.

SPEAKER_02 28:19

No, Winnie kissed him. Winnie only kissed him. But he dated Sarah.

SPEAKER_00 28:24

Because Sarah was cute. So Sarah had a booby.

SPEAKER_02 28:26

But like when Sarah got older and they like were interacting the whole time with Billy and UC or um Winnifred going, oh Billy, type of thing. Why didn't Sarah say, hey Billy?

SPEAKER_00 28:37

That's because listen.

SPEAKER_02 28:38

And why did they play into that a little bit more? I would love to know.

SPEAKER_00 28:40

I would love to know. I think Sarah's so boy crazy. It's so funny. And Winnie was just trying to get her man back.

SPEAKER_02 28:47

But he wasn't your man first.

SPEAKER_00 28:49

Billy said, get your decrypted. Get your language off. Get your lunges away from me.

SPEAKER_02 29:00

Oh that's the langies off.

SPEAKER_00 29:02

Get your language, bitch. That's what he said. Billy looked at her like your teeth away.

SPEAKER_02 29:12

Like I feel like why'd your tooth like that?

SPEAKER_00 29:15

Look, you know that hurt. And that's why he got mad.

SPEAKER_02 29:19

He said no. He got too much teeth.

SPEAKER_00 29:23

He got punishment. I also love that this podcast has become explicit so quickly.

SPEAKER_01 29:34

But it's okay.

SPEAKER_00 29:36

But listen, we always market, so I just think that it's fine. It's fine.

SPEAKER_01 29:39

It's fine.

SPEAKER_00 29:40

So as far as who I would feel more comfortable with.

SPEAKER_02 29:46

Okay, so okay, here, let's do this. I would feel more comfortable with Santa's sisters, comfortability-wise.

SPEAKER_00 29:52

I feel like I would be more protected with charm, though.

SPEAKER_02 29:56

Yes, protected with charm, but more welcomed. Well not welcome, I guess more than Sanus's sister. Because the thing is, you know, they didn't they didn't have anything.

SPEAKER_00 30:09

They really didn't have nobody coming at them like that. Charmed has somebody every day.

SPEAKER_02 30:12

Every day.

SPEAKER_00 30:13

Even at work.

SPEAKER_02 30:13

I feel like my life would be stressed.

SPEAKER_00 30:15

Okay, if I was their neighbor.

SPEAKER_02 30:18

Let's talk about that. Y'all telling me y'all live right next door to these people. You don't hear no commotions.

SPEAKER_00 30:25

All the times that they have jumps, timelines, and shit. Did you not feel anything? Or did you not see the light in the window? They destroyed that attic 7,000 times. And they have it rebuilt the next day. Did you did we not see this commotion?

SPEAKER_02 30:41

And I know your walls ain't that thick to where you can't hear Piper exploding everything.

SPEAKER_00 30:46

Correct. I have questions. I have I have a lot of questions for their neighbors. So I would just would feel, yes, I would feel like I would very much need medication to be part of the charmed um task. And versus Sanderson sisters, I feel like, you know, unless a virgin lights the black flame candle, we're chilling. We're making potions, we already Sarah just tried to get bugged.

SPEAKER_02 31:15

Said coming.

SPEAKER_00 31:17

Listen, Sarah said. I want to go. I literally, okay, okay. Oh my god.

unknown 31:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 31:46

Okay. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 31:48

Yes. Protected with charmed.

SPEAKER_00 31:50

Yes, I feel protected and then filled with fans. So this next one.

SPEAKER_02 31:57

This next one's very true, dear to our heart.

SPEAKER_00 31:58

It is, it is. But it's so, it's so hard.

SPEAKER_02 32:01

It's so hard.

SPEAKER_00 32:02

It actually is. So we're gonna do Twilight Vampires versus our original. We're gonna just do the the vampire diary. So we have originals, vampire diaries, even legacies. I mean, just just basically in general. First off, I would have to boink Robert at least to get it out of my system. I would like Moobella. I do not like white men in the least, but but I need to do this. For my 2008 self.

SPEAKER_02 32:31

I just need I just need it, okay?

SPEAKER_00 32:36

Um, so I so okay, and so for Twilight, we are gonna have we're gonna do the universe too. So we're gonna have the everybody. Yeah, we're gonna have the uh the wolves, and then even the Voltori, even though they did that Volturi, yeah, but we're gonna we're gonna put them in there.

SPEAKER_02 32:54

Um everybody in that universal vampire, too.

SPEAKER_00 32:58

So the thing is, and we're gonna have even in breaking down when they have the other powers, those vampires. Because the thing is, if you just look at the Twilight vampires, yes, they all have like different quote-unquote powers, but they're like the vampires in Tw in the vampire diaries are just a lot more like aggressive.

SPEAKER_02 33:23

So the vampires and vampire are not the vampires and twilight. Yes, we have the evil ones like the Voltaire and all that stuff. However, they aren't as evil as the Michael Summons.

SPEAKER_00 33:39

Because they never, I mean, they did in breaking down, no, in um Eclipse, they did, they did eat someone when you know Bella came and saved him and all that. Right, right, right. So they did eat someone, but they never it was never as explicit, it was never explicit, um, as far as Michaelsons were killing people every day.

SPEAKER_02 34:04

Every day. Like and they didn't care.

SPEAKER_00 34:07

Like at all. And the humanity thing. They never really touched on humanity with Twilight.

SPEAKER_02 34:12

Correct.

SPEAKER_00 34:13

They did not.

SPEAKER_02 34:14

Correct. Because I feel like they could have said Bella turned it off.

SPEAKER_00 34:17

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I mean, I love like Bella had the shield, Jane um had the I can make you feel pain.

SPEAKER_01 34:26

Right.

SPEAKER_00 34:26

Robert, you know, had people's thoughts. Right. Arrow could read your thoughts with your hand, type stuff. Um, Alice could see the future. So I feel like it was very, and I think Rosalie. I don't think Rosalie had a lot of. I think her power in the book, her quote-unquote power was like she was so strikingly beautiful. And then Emmett had um strength.

SPEAKER_02 34:51

Strength, of course.

SPEAKER_00 34:53

That man was guilt.

SPEAKER_02 34:54

That man was strong.

SPEAKER_00 34:56

That man was strong as hell. Strong. That's it. A two-two.

SPEAKER_02 35:05

But like they are very vampire.

SPEAKER_00 35:07

I feel like those are like the the very quintessential. Like those aren't and like Michael Sins or whatever didn't have as many powers, quote unquote. But they also did compulsion a lot more. Which compulsion can make you do stuff.

SPEAKER_03 35:24

Right.

SPEAKER_00 35:24

And then the original vampires could compulse everybody. Every vampire.

SPEAKER_02 35:30

Everybody.

SPEAKER_00 35:31

They did have Vervaine.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

Right.

SPEAKER_00 35:33

They did have her, so that was a weakness.

SPEAKER_02 35:35

Because I don't think like they're because they didn't even say no weakness in Twilight either. The only sun.

SPEAKER_00 35:40

They and the only thing the only weakness, quote unquote, is when they sparkle.

SPEAKER_02 35:44

Yes, they're sparkly.

SPEAKER_00 35:47

Sparkly. This is the skin of a killer, Bella. That's what he said.

SPEAKER_02 35:56

The skin of a killer.

SPEAKER_00 35:58

And I think um the only because other than uh Robert, everybody else was not a vegetarian. Or no, they were a little bit no, yeah, duh, they were. They were a vegetarian, aka they like drank the blood bags and stuff. So I guess their weakness, quote unquote, was like they didn't feed from human blood, which makes them stronger. Versus Klaus and Elijah and Damon. Well, Damon, I mean Damon ripped people.

SPEAKER_02 36:31

Damon did. Not like the ripple. Okay. Stefan was also vegetarian for a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 36:36

He was until he he did turn into the ripa. He apparently has a blood addiction. And then I don't think Klaus ever did not eat people.

SPEAKER_02 36:45

He never, yeah. He always ate people.

SPEAKER_00 36:48

I think, yes, him and Rippa. Always in.

unknown 36:54

Ah, the ripa. The ripa. Ripper.

SPEAKER_03 37:00

The ripper. The ripa.

SPEAKER_02 37:02

Bring me the ripa.

SPEAKER_00 37:07

If um if Klaus Michelson came up to me and said, Would you want to do this right now? I would be like, absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 37:13

Be like the bit-neck lady.

SPEAKER_00 37:16

That was such a good show. That was a good show. That was a great show. We binged that the entire night.

SPEAKER_02 37:22

Yeah, yeah, could we have cheese sticks involved?

SPEAKER_00 37:25

Okay, cheese sticks, whenever your superiors are stressed, cheese sticks always appears. I would like a cheese stick right now. I'm you know what? I'm in an episode and I would like White Castles. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Um because right now. Okay. You guys, so I just want you to know that the episodes of Iced Coffee with Heavy Screams um are very real and raw. We're just gonna say that. And it is what it is.

SPEAKER_01 37:55

Um it is, it's very raw.

SPEAKER_00 37:59

And I don't even care. I I don't even care. I need medication. Okay. But I actively am trying to hold it together. Actively. Let's just talk about let's talk about the saboteurs.

SPEAKER_02 38:17

Maybe that'll put you in great spirits.

SPEAKER_00 38:22

So, so yes, so yes. But so I feel like like battle for battle, but then they have the wolves. They do have the wolves, and let the wolves are the water.

SPEAKER_02 38:35

I feel like also, I feel like the twilight dance. If we're battling, okay, well, if we're not if we're gonna fight, I had to choose a group. I would choose vampire vampires because they're all just aggressive. And then I can just say turn off your humanities, and they'll be able to do that. Oh, for sure. They would however, uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 39:03

However, but I think they would turn on me.

SPEAKER_02 39:06

They might, but at the same time, I feel like Twilight has the protection of the wolf pack.

SPEAKER_00 39:15

Mm-hmm. Because they do, they do. I feel like that's what I'm saying. Like, I feel like for vampire diaries, they all, even like Bonnie, Elena, and Caroline, they all were so again finicky with each other.

SPEAKER_02 39:28

Right.

SPEAKER_00 39:28

They really were. Right. Because the thing is when they turn off their humanity, it doesn't matter who you are to the burn it. Like, it doesn't matter. You could be their literal best friend, and they could be like, I'm gonna slit your throat.

SPEAKER_02 39:42

Right, and it was all it was all through like it was the friendships that kept getting minusculeish because you had you know Bonnie being a witch, and then you had Elena basically being human for almost the whole entire time and stuff from when she turned into a vampire, and then Caroline, who was a vampire from the start, almost.

SPEAKER_00 39:58

She, I think like season two, she got turned quick quick.

SPEAKER_02 40:00

She got turned quick quick.

SPEAKER_00 40:02

Catherine turned quickly.

SPEAKER_02 40:04

You have that, and they all just are just different, and then as they grow into their power, into their vampires, what they are, they just start headbutting. They do, but then you have the um original's family, the Michelsons.

SPEAKER_00 40:18

Now that's a strong family.

SPEAKER_02 40:19

They just they're strong together, but however, they fight all the time.

SPEAKER_00 40:22

They do because they sitting here stabbing each other. I'll say they literally like stab each other every day. Every day. If they got pissed, they're gonna dagger you and put you in a coffee.

SPEAKER_02 40:33

And that that's just to shut you up. But then they'll just pull it out.

SPEAKER_00 40:36

When they feel like it. Do you know how pissed out with me? Like, you just did you just I've been gone for 300 years? Like, cause Klaus would have them gone for years and decades.

SPEAKER_02 40:46

Yeah. Because you just that that bitter.

SPEAKER_00 40:48

He Klaus is a bitter baby mama. That's what he is such a bitter person.

SPEAKER_02 40:53

He's so bitter for what, Klaus?

SPEAKER_00 40:55

He's got so much unresolved trauma. Like, he needs to go to betterhelp.com. Something because gosh, dang, he needs some Lexa Pros.

SPEAKER_02 41:03

Something.

SPEAKER_00 41:04

Because girl.

SPEAKER_02 41:05

But like Twilight, on the other hand, is more family.

SPEAKER_00 41:09

Definitely.

SPEAKER_02 41:09

They they didn't battle or they didn't bicker against each other until Bella came in.

SPEAKER_00 41:15

They because yeah, because they were like, who was this hoe?

SPEAKER_02 41:18

And then even after the fact when they start getting used to her, they were they were good.

SPEAKER_00 41:21

They were good. Even like they did obviously battle with the vampire or battle with the werewolves, but in the end of the day, they came together. Correct. Jacob imprinted. So Jacob, you know, imprinted on a baby.

SPEAKER_02 41:36

Um but you know, neither like I said at the same time though, excuse me, vampire diaries had the wolves, but they were not friends.

SPEAKER_00 41:48

The only person that's semi was Tyler, only because I'm saying, but even Tyler, like, and whatever Caroline was in a cage. Caroline always got taken.

SPEAKER_02 42:00

Why Caroline?

SPEAKER_00 42:01

It started with Damon. Why be Caroline? Because Damon did now. I love me some Damon, but he was very problematic in the first. Like he did things that he shouldn't have done.

SPEAKER_02 42:12

Correct.

SPEAKER_00 42:13

Domestic life.

SPEAKER_02 42:14

Correct.

SPEAKER_00 42:15

He did.

SPEAKER_02 42:16

Um, so and it always had to be Caroline.

SPEAKER_00 42:19

But that's what I'm saying. Like it's he literally it started with Caroline. Like he got her, and then every time somebody needed bait or something like that, they always took her.

SPEAKER_02 42:27

Always.

SPEAKER_00 42:28

Her little blonde hair be flailing.

SPEAKER_02 42:30

But then like she she had to carry the babies. She did. She had to sit here and like go through all the stress and trauma.

SPEAKER_00 42:36

Like Catherine murk, like Catherine got her so quick. So quick. Because that's what who turned her, technically.

SPEAKER_02 42:42

And to be honest, besides um, what's her name? Jo, not Jo.

SPEAKER_01 42:48

I'm talking about Rick's wife.

SPEAKER_02 42:50

No, um, Lexi. Besides Lexi, Caroline was the only good girl vampire.

SPEAKER_00 42:57

Yeah, like good friend.

SPEAKER_02 42:59

Yeah, she and she was the only girl.

SPEAKER_00 43:01

I mean, technically, because yeah, Elaine was a vampire for a little bit until she got the cure. And then um, as far as like the main, I would say like the main cast. Yes. Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 43:15

Like she was the only girl, now that I think about it, I'm like, uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 43:18

Because they're when they had like the when they got when they started doing the heretics and all, it got a little, I'm not gonna lie, it got a little messy when Elaine went to college and and you know, it was a lot of things when Cyrus came out.

SPEAKER_02 43:30

Cyrus, yes.

SPEAKER_00 43:31

Like I feel like it was a lot of things.

SPEAKER_02 43:33

Juggly and very just muddy. I feel like they were trying to make it a filler.

SPEAKER_00 43:38

I do, I do. I feel like they were just trying to, you know, because the daemon and Stefan and all that, that probably was fizzling out. So they tried to, you know, put different things in there.

SPEAKER_02 43:49

And of course they had to make Cyrus. Silas?

SPEAKER_00 43:51

Silas Silas, I think it was Silas.

SPEAKER_02 43:54

They had to make him um Damon's Doppelganger. Or not Damon, Stefan's.

SPEAKER_00 44:00

They had so many doppelgangers that I literally would not know what to do.

SPEAKER_02 44:05

Like I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 44:06

It was Katherine. It was Katharine.

SPEAKER_02 44:10

Katrina.

unknown 44:11

Katharine.

SPEAKER_02 44:12

Ah, Katharina. But no, she was a cunt.

SPEAKER_00 44:18

Oh. I loved her though.

SPEAKER_02 44:20

I mean.

SPEAKER_00 44:20

I loved her.

SPEAKER_02 44:21

She was what she was.

SPEAKER_00 44:23

I just feel like too, they had a lot more, just like how we said about charm. They had a lot of stuff going on like every day. Especially when Klaus came into, like the very first time. When Klaus came into that, Bonnie was stressed.

SPEAKER_02 44:35

Stressed.

SPEAKER_00 44:36

They was trying to figure out what was going on.

SPEAKER_02 44:38

Stress, stress.

SPEAKER_00 44:39

Elijah kept coming up with these suits.

SPEAKER_02 44:41

And then like I would be stressed as Bonnie because I had to help these damn ass vampires.

SPEAKER_00 44:45

That's what I'm saying. All the time. Like, and you made and you killed my grams because of the tomb.

SPEAKER_02 44:50

And y'all made me get to my powers too quickly and so quite. Too quickly.

SPEAKER_00 44:54

Too quickly. Correct.

SPEAKER_02 44:55

That's why my nose be bleeding.

SPEAKER_00 44:56

Correct. She ain't ready for that. She was not ready for that. She was still in high school. She was just trying to get feathers up, and then you want me to open this random tomb of 3,000-year-old vampires.

SPEAKER_02 45:06

Stressing me out. Like I know I'm coming from the Bennett West line. However, it doesn't mean that I practice this.

SPEAKER_00 45:15

Cracks, because you still need to, you know, practice your crack.

SPEAKER_02 45:19

We're innocent here sitting there threaten her and shit. Like. So aggressive.

SPEAKER_00 45:28

They can get that. That is there was no like witchiness at all in Twilight. Like for real, for real. It was the most, I will say, quote unquote, magic in the least bit, is when the other powers of the other vampires was like going. But it's like that still was considered a vampire power versus you know versus which with Lapush and with all of the the tribal things that that's why I said like I feel like they could have put that in there.

SPEAKER_02 45:57

I feel like they could have put it in the and Twilight's more whimsical.

SPEAKER_00 46:01

It is, it is very much more fantasy.

SPEAKER_02 46:03

More fantasy, as like like we said for Hocus Pocus, which there's a difference. And then like Vampire Dice, I feel it's more like a realistic situation that could happen.

SPEAKER_01 46:12

Correct.

SPEAKER_02 46:13

Um but I will say and I don't care. They're both like teen drama.

SPEAKER_00 46:21

Oh yeah, for sure. For sure. For sure. But one so I think Twilight though, having the Voltori, because that's like the Voltori was like a royal aspect of it. And I have not read the books in so long. I have not read the books. But you know, that can be more power, more resources if they all come together. Versus Vampire Diaries was very much every man for themselves.

SPEAKER_02 46:53

And it was, and I think I think if they had to battle together, they would, because they did that many of times. They did that. But then it wasn't one of those, hey, help me out. Situation was I'm a I had to fight you 50 times, and then at the end we finally figured out, oh yeah, we're not the ones supposed to get somebody else's after us.

SPEAKER_00 47:11

So they threw hands.

SPEAKER_02 47:12

Like all the time.

SPEAKER_00 47:13

They threw hands because fight each other.

SPEAKER_02 47:14

So we couldn't get nothing done with them. We could get things done with Twilight.

SPEAKER_00 47:18

I feel like they would talk, they would talk throughout. And they had like Carlisle was they had very much more voices of reason.

SPEAKER_02 47:26

I and so my my intake would be I would feel more protected with the craziness of vampire diet.

SPEAKER_00 47:38

Oh, absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 47:39

Just because I know all of them can just battle him if they needed to.

SPEAKER_00 47:45

They can they can back it up. They can back it up.

SPEAKER_02 47:48

Whereas Twilight, they're a little too soft.

SPEAKER_00 47:52

They are. I mean, the only quote unquote battle they did was Voltori, and then I mean the battle scene, we talked about it in the killer and the traumatic kills when Carlisle got his head chopped off.

SPEAKER_02 48:01

Correct.

SPEAKER_00 48:02

Um and then the only other like quote unquote battle was with the newborns. Um, and then little Victoria, Laurence, and all that. So like it was very small. It was very small, and it's very like the newborns were a bit aggressive because that's what they are. Just newborn vampires are always a bit aggressive, but they were like little, like things are like little kids.

SPEAKER_02 48:26

Right.

SPEAKER_00 48:27

Like it wasn't anything.

SPEAKER_02 48:29

Essentially, they both had the two Burnett girls who eventually get turned into vampires.

SPEAKER_00 48:35

No, I feel like it's definitely like the vampire the vampire diaries is a grown-up version of Twilight.

SPEAKER_02 48:41

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 48:42

Because she had her Jacob in the world.

SPEAKER_02 48:45

I would say, I would say Twilight's middle school. Vampire Diaries is high school.

SPEAKER_00 48:50

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 48:50

Like we we went from being in middle school and being in high school because that's what it is.

SPEAKER_00 48:55

Middle school is very much lucky almost, but she had her scene that she erupted as a woman erupts during the scene of Breaking Dawn, part two. I just know I was in front. I was I was beside, not yeah, she was beside us. It was a woman and her child. The woman knew what was happening. The child did not. The way she covered her eyes so quickly. She said, ooh. I said, I know what like I said, oh. Bella's happy. Bella said, finally.

SPEAKER_01 49:35

Finally.

SPEAKER_00 49:36

Finally.

SPEAKER_01 49:37

Middle week.

SPEAKER_00 49:38

So yeah, I would definitely, it's definitely middle school because towards the end of Twilight, the franchise, it got a little more aggressive. So it's like it was getting erratic for a little more. So I would say, yeah, I would say definitely I would be more protective with vampire diaries.

SPEAKER_02 49:57

Correct.

SPEAKER_00 49:58

For sure. I would just be a little more stressed.

SPEAKER_02 50:00

Correct.

SPEAKER_00 50:01

But yes, my vote is vampire diaries.

SPEAKER_02 50:03

Like if we had if we can get through fighting each other and just fight the actual bad person.

SPEAKER_00 50:10

Mm-hmm. Then I feel correct.

SPEAKER_02 50:11

Correct.

SPEAKER_00 50:12

Then we I feel like the twilight would be my cousins. I'm trying to see after work. Correct. On the weekends or in the summer to be like, can I go to Carlton?

SPEAKER_02 50:19

I would not fight with y'all because y'all, I don't, y'all don't feel pr y'all. Y'all don't throw hands the way I need to be. Correct.

SPEAKER_00 50:25

You know, like you don't throw hands the way I need to.

SPEAKER_02 50:27

And then y'all just glisten. They have daylight rings, so.

SPEAKER_00 50:30

They do glisten. That is, they do, they do. Um, but yeah, so that would be my vote. This was we versed a lot. We did. We did verses.

SPEAKER_02 50:39

We did a lot of verses.

SPEAKER_00 50:40

This has been an episode.

SPEAKER_02 50:41

It's been this has been an episode, y'all.

SPEAKER_00 50:43

It's been this has been this time frame has just been a lot.

SPEAKER_02 50:47

Um we started later.

SPEAKER_00 50:50

We did there was we would we we had some some some visitors. Um a demon came. Crash. I would like to be up like so.

SPEAKER_01 51:03

I uh sort of there's a lot just happening.

SPEAKER_00 51:06

I uh need a chance.

SPEAKER_01 51:08

We're just trying to fight the new bag.

SPEAKER_00 51:10

We're bursting ourselves, actually. Actually, um, this is the verses of are am I gonna be alive tomorrow?

SPEAKER_02 51:18

I'm joking. Joking. Joking! I'm joking. Don't go telling.

SPEAKER_00 51:30

But so thank you guys so much for um god.

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